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When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.
Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.
bigot,nazi,edgelord general fucking assholes just like eric cartman from south park
Its just a word why cant i yell racial slurs Ok cartman kinnie
The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.
Eric Cartman...is...GOD!
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Liane Cartman is often referred to as Cartman's Mom, but the identity of Cartman's real mom is unknown. In South park: Episosde 202, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", it is revealed that Liane Cartman is actually Eric Cartman's father, which is possible because she is a hermaphrodite, and that another woman gave birth to him. To this day it has not been revealed who the actual mother of Cartman is.
The identity of Cartman's Mom is unknown; the person often referred to as Cartman's Mom is Liane Cartman, a hermaphrodite who is Eric Cartman's biological father.
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The Cartman Complex is simple(What'eva I'll do what I want). A person whose poor attitude has been catered to will eventually begin to believe that their attitude is acceptable. When any person attempts to impose any restriction on this attitude, no matter how small, it triggers rage in the person, causing them to act childishly until the target of their rage either bends to their will or leaves.
Naomi Campbell has Cartman Complex
Obama is a great example of Cartman Complex
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a.) someone who has sex with EVERYONE.
b.) eric cartmans mom from south park
a.) girl: i heard michelle had sex with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom!
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The Cartman effect is when you're dating someone toxic & you turn into them
Girl 1: that girl is totally dating someone toxic
Girl 2: Ikr she better break up with him before the Cartman effect happens