Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades

Jeff: Comfy chair

Ryan: Nah it really isn't comfy. that chair is scratchy

Chair

A piece of furniture that one sits down on, often to relax themselves.

Person 1: I’m going to sit in this chair.
Person 2: Okay.

Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."

Chair

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them

What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.

Chair

Pale

Damn Epic really sits hard on this Chair
Pls this is a joke don't take this seriously

Chair

Something you sit on you dumbass.

- What are you sitting on?
- A chair you moron.

Chair

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot

Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*