Toeter Chart

A chart one uses for making decisions. This chart covers all the (not necesserialy correct) answers known to mankind.

Anon - "Hey, should I take this bottle of JD with me?"
BB - "IDK dude, just whip out your TC (Toeter Chart)"
Anon - "Ah right, cheerio mate"

Out Chart

The Internets first alternative to The L Word Our Chart that was taken down and brought disappointment to everyone in it.

Introducing the first online offline social dating network in which members are connected to their friends flames and flings in a flash chart that would spark interest in anyone.

http://www.TheOutChart.com
Is for everyone
Launch the chart.

Look, this girl has more hits than Shane...
Who is hell is Papi?
She was on Our Chart, now shes in the Out Chart.

Radar chart

A radar chart is a graphical method of displaying data that really only shows that the person who made the chart is a pretentious asshole.

Tom is presenting his data using a confusing radar chart, even though a pie chart would be less confusing and works just as well.

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The Size Chart

1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨, you automatically have a cock

John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"

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Chart Obsessed

A musical artist who has an unhealthy obsession with always being at the top & would do anything to get their music as high as possible on the charts including doing the most desperate promo & pulling the most fraudulent tactics.

Taylor Swift it's the most chart obsessed person i've heard of she was giving her album for free for buying pizza.

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density chart

A chart to describe a person going from thinn, being skinny, to thicc, being moderate, to phat, being large, and finally to dense, being x-large. can also describe animals.

your mom scales phat on the density chart!

snarp chart

Snart charting is the act of shoving your phone in your rectum, taking a picture, and sending it to your mother.

I snarp charted my mom last night, she told me no more anal.