El Churro'

A large boned individual that often has powdered sugar on his face, that has the ability to feel the magnetism of donuts and churros at 30 paces. El Churro' is also a crime fighter and a debonair ladies man. El Churro' has limited control once donuts are in close proximity and is a slave to his desires. El Churro' loves a wild tale and is to willing enter a dance off at a moments notice. El Churro' is often leading his mariachi band.

Bystander 1: Who is that leading the Mariachi Band?

Bystander 2: That's El Churro'

Churro Cannon

Inserting churros into your parter's asshole in an attempt to have them propell them from their ass while you try to catch them with your mouth.

I couldn't catch any churros from Wendy's Churro Cannon.

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Washington Churro

The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.

The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.

After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.

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Snowy Churro

When a man is having vaginal sex and pulls out promptly to allow his partner to shake her dandruff onto his swollen member. The dandruff will stick from the vaginal juices. The woman then proceeds to suck him off.

That bitch swallowed my cock after she gave me a snowy churro.

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American Churro

When a dick is longer than a chode but maintains the same girth or thickness.

"Man did you hear about Caleb's American Churro?"

"Yeah, I heard all the Mexican bitches were ALL over that shit"

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wet churro slap

the act of slapping some ones face with your dick while jizzing or pissing at the same time.

my grandpa loves getting wet churro slaps.

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Puerto Rican churro

The act of watching a dank meme while nutting in a ni🅱️🅱️as brain

Chris:Yo ima bout to do a “Puerto Rican Churro”
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???