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Expression used when someone got so close to accomplish something... but didn't really accomplish it.
Let's say you think of a number from 1 to 100 and ask someone to guess that number... You thought of 83 but the other person says 84... And then you say "Close, but no cigar".
This expression comes from a Golf tradition... If you're playing golf with your friends and instead of working the ball into the hole with a few drives you make it in a single play... you're friends are supposed to buy you a cigar after the game...
- Guess who I took for dinner last night?
+ My sister?
- Close, but no cigar.
+ Who then?
- Your Mama.
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1. A shit that is shaped like a cigar.
2. Dropping a steamy load in your friend's mouth when they are asleep and setting it alight.
Derek: Hey Gene, last night my friend took a shit cigar in my mouth and now I'm addicted.
Gene: That sucks
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A cigar ridden of its original tobacco filling, and then refilled with another substance, usually cannabis.
Marcus: "Yo, nig shitz you got a swisher let me get a hit..."
LaTroy: "nah, nigga its a modified cigar and your ass doesn't have five on it"
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A chewed cigar is an uncircumcised penis.
Anthony and I were getting hot and heavy until I saw he had a chewed cigar. That was deal breaker.
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The epic moment in life when a person becomes successful and "makes it" in this world, and to celebrate they have a Victory Cigar while overlooking their achievement
*The moment a person becomes successful they smoke a victory Cigar to celebrate!
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"It aint over till the fat lady sings"
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Person becomes successful and "hears the fat lady sing". Instantly, that person took out the Victory Cigar, and smoked it away!
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Usually the ones who make it in life, such as Kanye West are caught smoking the Victory Cigar.
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A hill that overlooks the highway in Sidney, British Columbia. It is currently the coolest place to smoke cigars and/or marijuana.
Dude, I'm comin' down WAY too quick; lets go toke up at Cigar Mountain.
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Referring to the penis. See "pole smoker"
The pole smoker sucks on skin cigars.
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