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A way of comparing breast size in relation to citrus fruit.
A-Cup=Kumquats.
B-Cup=Tangerines.
C-Cup=Lemons.
D-Cup=Oranges.
DD-Cup=Grapefruits.
Using the citrus scale, I think she's packing Lemons.
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An auto-erotic sex act in which a male nails or otherwise attaches a dildo to a wall or other similar structure and proceeds to use the dildo for self stimulation anal style. Named for the appearance of the participant's face during the act which often resembles the facial expression produced by sucking on a cut lemon.
Yo! I hear that dude is into some weird stuff man. Like citrus kisses.
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The residual seepage of poop that burns your butt within 30-60 minutes after taking a crap.
Man, I have really bad booty citrus.
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Type in Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water on urban dictionary to see the full definition
Guy 1: Yo why isnt Seagrams Citrus Orange defined?
Guy 2: Yo it is, you just gotta type in "seagrams citrus orange seltzer water" on urbandictionary
When you take a lemon cut in half, put it in your partners mouth (who is laying on there back) Then you ejaculate(have sex to get close to climax first, obviously) on their face, take the lemon out of their mouth, and spray the lemon juices in their eyes, blinding them, and finishing with a cheeky skull fuck
MC Vagina: "Did You fuck Jane last night?"
Adolf: "Yeah, I gave her a citrus blast
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The fear of downloading LimeWire for the fear of getting a virus.
Dude: Hey man you got LimeWire?
Dood: Nah, I have Citrus Documentphobia
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Only the SHITTIEST school to ever exist. They give 0 fucks about their students, and it's filled with yee yee MFS. People enjoy waving the rebel flag (fuckin racists), and showing people their parents guns and calling them theirs.
If you're a liberal you will be eaten alive and will feel like your existence does not matter. Everyone's confused about their sexuality, and everyone likes to act ghetto. It's basically just a fucking school filled of stupidity and people who like to fight for no damn reason. If you go to CHS, you're most likely suicidal. fuck chs.
"yo what school you go to"
"chs"
"yo man, citrus high school is cancerous to society."
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