Clams

A drug made of a temperpedic cotton ball dipped in jelly. Combination of MDMA and LSD. Symptoms include burping, dizziness, memory loss and erectile disfunction...

"yo, lost night i got wicked f***** up on Clams"

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Clammed

To be excluded from your group because of being a dick, and or no longer liked.

Clam liked playing with everyone, til he got clammed.
Average is severely close to being clammed.

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Clam

A synonym for retarded.

Kyle is such a clam. He is literally the dumbest person I have met.

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Clam

To bling or pimp out.

Are you going to slam and Clam your truck?

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Clams

Someones hands that are very disgusting and have the look and feel of a dead animal

Marcus:Dude today i was with simon he touched my arm with his clams and when i get home im going to take a three-hour shower

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clams

A shortened term for the STD chlamydia; goes hand in hand with the term crabs.

That bitch is a walking STD with all them crabs and clams on her puss.

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clamming

-verb- The art of anal sex after-play, where the pitcher, after ejaculating in his partner's anus, uses a straw to suck and blow the jizm in and out of the catcher's anus.

Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure yesterday, they bought a box of straws, then they spent the afternoon fucking each other up the ass and clamming. Unfortunately Bill swallowed the clam which left Ted unfulfilled.

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