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“I just met her and I think I love her bro.
Stop being a stage 5 clinger, get out your feels!”
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A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.
"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"
"But she's soo hot!"
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An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.
Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!
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A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
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You fucked a virgin and now she won't leave. Since it was her first time, she has an emotional attachment to you.
-"Hey man, I heard that virgin at the party?"
-"Dude, I had no idea she was a virgin... now she texts me every day"
-"Man you've definitely got a stage 3 clinger"
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a dumb bitch, who complains, moans and bitches about her crushes new girlfriend.
Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"
*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*
Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"
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Type of female. Crazy ass, clingy, bitch!
That pussy ain't worth it! She's psycho as fuck and all needy oh hold me don't go. Total Clinger Dinger.