Clinical Plushcanthropy

A condition in which the sufferer thinks they are turning into a plush toy or a doll like a Beanie Bopper and expresses desire to live like a typical doll or toy you would expect a little girl to have. Sometimes it reverts their mind to an immature or infantile state which makes them act like a toddler or a baby akin to infantilism.

Clive panted as he raved about how he felt he was turning into a teddy bear, he had Clinical Plushcanthropy and he had to be sent to the asylum.

Clinical Services

A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.

Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"

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Rescheduling an appointment

Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"

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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."

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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"

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Clinical

Mihali

"He was clinical on and off the park today"

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slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".

I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.

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Clinically Stupid

A term used to describe someone who gets all psycho and stresses about a boy, sometimes characterised by ‘snap map’ stalking and behaviours similar to an FBI agent, when said person believes a boy does not like them (even thought he probably does) or when said person wants to know if a British soccer boy is seeing yet another freshman.

Kerry, you are clinically stupid, he likes you stop stressing.

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free clinic

when you jerk someone off and right before they are ready to cum you stick them with a flu shot.

so last night i was playing doctor with my man....and i gave him a free clinic

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Clinical Ramsey

A Nonce

Clinical Ramsey is a fucking nonce

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