tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

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Clog and jog

When you clog a toilet and run away from the toilet , leaving it clogged so someone else has to deal with it . Similar to dine and dash , but in a bathroom sense.

Charlotte : Alex , why is the toilet full ?
Alex: oh yeah, it's been like that , try plunging it

Charlotte : * try's plunging * * bathroom floods * shit shit shit what do we do?

Alex: clog and jog ?
Charlotte : clog and jog baby , let's get out of here

Car Clog

a traffic jam

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.

Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

Clogging Clam

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.

I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours

car clogging

another word i use for traffic jams

"we came into some serious car clogging on the mororway."

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