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Grunge Clunge (adj); The sweaty, dirty clunge you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.
Dude, I just got me some grunge clunge!
A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!
The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.
Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"
Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."
British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.
Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).
Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!
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A female who is not attractive to the male, a woman out to seek men for sexual intercourse but is extremely unattractive and has been presumed to have a cheesy vaginal area.
Jack: Where were you last night?
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.
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The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle
Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies
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A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).
1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.
2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.
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The act of love. The insertion of the penis into the clunge.
"My word, I'm tired. All night clunge-plunging followed by a hard day at the office. I need a beer!"
From "Hitler - My Autobiography" by Adolf Hitler, Austro-German dictator and champion surfer.
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