The Swishy Coat

The long black trench coat that adorns the shoulders of the ever so sexy Benedict Cumberbatch a.k.a Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series Sherlock.

The swishy coat is known to intimidate even the most stubborn of people, and will occasionally make Cumberbitches go into fan-girl fits of lust, as well as make Sherlock seem like a total classy badass. (not as effective as The Purple Shirt of Sex)

Sherlock Holmes could only look sexier if he was wearing the swishy coat.

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coat rack

A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.

Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.

"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."

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winter coat

You know, the 5 to 10 pounds you put on during the winter months.

Dude, Spring Break is coming up soon, I have to shed this winter coat winter weight weight gainbefore we hit up the beach.

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French coat

Slang word for condom. Interestingly, the French equivalent is CAPOTE ANGLAISE, which means "English coat."

Be sure to wear a French coat.

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Red coat

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war

Look at the red coats!

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Shrimp Coat

Shrimp Coat is a YouTube video made by Bartbaker, starring two "creepy" men wearing trench coats with shrimps paper clipped on. They sing about opening it up to show to little boys, partying with dogs, and they wear dress socks and dress shoes. The dog is a pug, and in the end the pug grows very large in size and falls on top of them and crushes them. Good watch.

"YEP, IN MY SHRIMP COAT, YEP, IN MY SHRIMP COAT; NOTHIN' UNDERNEATH; WHEN I OPEN IT, MY 'DING' SHOWS."

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Ohio coat

a puffy protrusion, commonly found on the lower back of people from Ohio, an evolutionary trait developed to help survive the harsh climate of middle America

bro listen, Corey keeps his wallet in his Ohio coat

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