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girls at hollins college in roanoke, virginia
damn look at that hollie collie dollie's pearls!
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stupid blonde essex girls from colchester especially people that think they are ninjas
i'm not going out tonight it will be full of the usual colly scum
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A girl that sings and uses facebook is really nice and has alot of jokes with
i was in bel canto and this girl helped me with my music and told me a joke an i was like wow your such a Rollie Pollie Collie
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To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.
Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.
Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.
2 - Two blokes are playing golf.
Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
An old car that is either white or black.
If you saw a rusty white car, it would be called a,"Collie Cab".
Sexy. Just sexy ….. and funny . And funny
Collis you sexy, funny son of a bitch