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Collin is someone who is not interested in you or your conversation and changes the subject with a random phrase.
Guy1: Hey!
Guy2: Yo!
Guy1: What have you been up to?
Guy2: Does a gay bear fuck in the woods?
Guy1: What? Did you just pull a Collin on me?
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A sweet, caring, gentle, good Christian man that has all the ideals a godly woman (or really any woman) wants. Ephesians 5:23-30. Someone who cherishes the one he loves with all his heart and seeks her best interests and pursues her relentlessly while maintaining an appropriate distance. A very special friend who will always be there when you need him and is always willing to do anything so long as it doesn't compromise his faith in God. <3 A true man.
"That man is a Collins at heart."
"I've finally met 'the one,' he's such a Collins!!"
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A very, very deceptively alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly with cheap vodka but also works excellently with a more high-class vodka such as Absolut and Absolut Citron. Yummy.
The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
1. "What are you drinking tonight Mikey? Beer, like a real man?"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
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- hey l'Anglais ... HEY I'm talking to you ! COLLINS!!!
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An invisible creature that lives only on the steps of stairs. They look like cylinders with a smiley face on the top. Everytime someone steps on the face of a collin, they sink into their collin-holes and let out a soft "COLLIN"
They exist on all the steps. They are invisible. They can migrate but only at a pace of 1cm per year. You cannot see Collins
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To "collins" is to give up and quit, or to bail out. When you "collins" on someone this means that you have made a previous agreement to fullfill, and instead of fullfilling the agreement you abandon your friend(s).
== Etymology ==
From a man "Collins" who self proclaimed being originated in Yensdale. After various attempts of advocating "Collins" to not give up or bail on his friends, they deemed him as un-helpable and used his name in a negative manner from there on.
I'm going to have to collins on you tonight. I'm going to spend time with my lame girlfriend instead of go to the bar with you tonight, even though I previously said I would go to the bar with you tonight.
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Collin usually claims he does not rage, but regularly rages at minecraft. He also probably makes and sells meth with his grandma.
Person 1: where's collin
Person 2: killin those who are lacking
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