commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

committed relationship

A committed relationship is an interpersonal relationship based upon a mutually agreed-upon commitment to one another involving love, trust, honesty, openness, or some other agreed-upon behavior

The act of being in a relationship with someone and being monogamous.

Terms related to committed relationship include:
monogamy: having a single long-term sexual partner
sexual fidelity: not having other sexual partners other than one's committed partner, even temporarily

Ginger: 'Wow! Kandy you are in a committed relationship with Jax.'

Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.He is a real man.’

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Committed suicide

A phrase used by morons who don't know suicide has been legal since 1961.

Tim committed suicide!
No you dumbass, suicide is legal.

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commit yoonbum

When you do an exercise and your ankles hurt

Person one: I just committed a yoonbum

person two: oh.

Ex. 2

Random: commit yoonbum or suffer.

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commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

commit unlive

'commit unlive' is a term usually used by toxic Roblox players instead of 'go kill yourself' to pass through Roblox's terrible chat censorship (and when I say terrible, I mean as terrible as doo doo wadur) while sending the message across.

I dare you to go commit unlive