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Student Congress

Student Congress, or StuCo, is like baseball, put simply it is EXTREMELY boring to watch, however it can be a lot of fun if you are good.

WARNING: Not for the faint of heart, most rounds last for hours, beware of noob fish that think they know something, trying to knock you off base with lame speeches that are essentially a regurgitated form of what the last semi-intelligent person just got done saying!!! And always, ALWAYS vote for unlimited personal privileges, and never vote for imbeciles to be your PO, or you will be POed.

Dude, Student Congress is a lot of fun at district and nats, but it is freaking ridiculous at Hallsville.

by StuCo King May 6, 2009

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The Congress Room

The room in a home (house, apartment, condo, ect.) in which the people engage in the most sexual congress.

Example 1
Newly Wed : Uh, wow, I guess this is our Congress room! *Indicating the bathroom*

Example 2
Woman : *Drunk, frisky, waiting her husband to open the front door.* No detours! The Congress Room as soon as we're inside!
Man : I love this woman!

by Radrito May 23, 2007


act of congress

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.

It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker July 12, 2011

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model congress

thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.

"yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy."
"i was at model congress."
"what's that?"
"see above moron"

by heybabyimfobulous April 28, 2007

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Sexual congress

Something one does with the Eiffel Tower

Here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...

by CheesyMonday April 22, 2021

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Model Congress

Pure unadulterated chaos. The most chaotic environment you can experience in high school. Model Congress includes but is not limited to: Shouting at each other, Intense debate, moral quandaries, and pro-anarchy speeches. Also cursed gun image reactions.

Person 1: Wow those people are being really crazy!
Person 2: Yeah it's a real Model Congress.

by Sir_D's Massive D September 28, 2021


Go to Congress

The act of urinating, or announcing that you have to urinate. A figure of speech used mostly in the 1980's by males.

"I gotta Go to Congress"

by Maria Penhall November 27, 2013