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The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"
The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.
a meaningless, ridiculous, or counter-factual idea that has been created and promoted by pretentious, logically-challenged people
Intersectionality is a postmodernist construct
An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.
Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"
The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.
Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.
Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.
Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss
Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah
When u aggressively fuck someone at a construction site, often done without a condom
Dave: wow, u really did Julia yesterday
Ronald: yeah, it was really a construction buster
The feeling of sandpaper being rubbed repeatably on your taint.
Rash type feeling usually involved in construction workers that is painful to every step you take
Dude: why are you walking like a stick is up your ass
Bob: dude i got the worst case of construction bum going on, its killing me man
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