One who gets into a dispute between two people, becomes aquainted with one of the people (Person 1), recieves their view on the situation they are in, and tells the other person (Person 2) what Person 1 said. This usually results in a fight, or a huge bitch fit.
Dwayne: Yeah bro, Rob was trying to steal my girlfriend, thats why I busted his teeth in.
Convo Scout: *walks up to Rob* Yo man, Dwayne says you wuz tryin to steal his girl! What you gonna say 'bout that?
when ones conversation with another is not specifically about the weather, but only regards dry less meaningful topics sucha as "what are you up to tomorow?" or "how has your day been?", reaching no higher significant peaks
inspired by Rob Morbin :-)
girl:hi
boy:hello
girl:how are you?
boy:fine you?
girl:fine thankyou
boy:hows your day been?
girl:good yours?
boy:same
girl:what you up to tomorow?
boy:nothing much, what about you?
girl:same same
END OF WEATHER CONVO
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A convo blocker plays on the gaming term Combo Blocker. This is when someone performs an action or move that stops another player from successfully performing a combo. In that sense, a convo blocker is when someone, either in a large group, or one-on-one, says something that completely halts the flow of a conversation, usually to a dead silence for at least one minute, during which people share awkward glances and shifty stares.
Greg: So what do you think about our final exams coming up?
Nick: Well, I've contemplated suicide in the last few days.
Greg: (Silence, awkward stares etc.) (A few minutes later) Dude, that was a total convo blocker.
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To go out of your way to talk to someone you wanna be/wish you were tight with just so you can say you're in contact (especially regularly) particularly even if you often have nothing of substance to share.
Boy: Hey
Girl: *ignores because 'this is how he tries to start up some chat despite not having anything to talk about'
Girl: Wuu2
Boy: nm
Girl: kk lol
(convo begs love inserting lol into a sentence where it is neither called for nor an appropriate fit)
Jess: Did you watch KUWTK ydae
Gurl: Okay Jess, I'm gonna have to ask that you contact me when you've got something at least half decent to share ideas on. That's what conversation is about to me, an exchange for the embetterment of 2 or more people. Innane chatter about whichever latest one of his wife's gorgeous sisters the delightful Mr Disick is pretending to have a suspicious relationship for the purposes of ratings? Not so much.
Jess: betch plz, you clearly watched it.
Gurl: Yeah I know and I feel dirtier & more conflicted than I did when I was addicted to the damn app. But you can still pick better convo topics. Don't beg convo!
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What's the Conversation me, Travis and Rob are having thsi moment on MSN.
When no one has typed anything for awhile.
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The conversational equivalent of photobombing. Usually unintentional, the perpetrator is just a fuckwit. An unwanted guest who takes over the conversation and cannot be persuaded to leave directly or otherwise.
" Jane: Hey, so I was talking to Rachel the other day and she said her and Todd slept together"
Linda: Are you serious tha-
Alice: HEY GUYS! can you believe the economy these days...(proceeds 10min speech on world economy)
Jane: DUDE! You're totally convo-bombing! GTFO!!
Alice continues...
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a convo killer is possibly the most evil killer of all. after you write a page worth of shit on msn they will respond with a one word unrespondable answer that leaves you thinking "FINE FUCK YOU THEN" but this isnt it the worste thing about these fuckers is that after they palm you off with a shit responce that leaves you dishearten 10 mins later THEY will say something like wuu2. If they dont do that they aint a convo killer ...they probably just dont like you.
fucks sake you evil convo killer bitch you gave me a 1 word reply now your saying wuu2 DA FUCK you think im up to im on msn i aint out there solving world hunger am i?! you fucking idiot.
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