Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

Dup of Coom

The no copyright “Cup of Doom©”

Stick your fist into the Dup of Coom and draw your fate

Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

ace coom boom

OG slang for brutha, homie, or roll dog ; the equivalent of a white person's long-time friend.

My ace coom boom is down for whateva.

Cancel Coom Ceptember

The bootleg version of No Nut November, for the people who need an incentive to stop masturbating.

Hey Geff, i'm going to take the Cancel Coom Ceptember challenge so that i can give my benis a break

OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

Coom

"Yo.. I just coomed on yo mom'

"FUCK YOU SHES 45"

there you are. *fapfapfapfap* OaAAGhHhH!! IiM cOOMINGGGG *cooms*