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Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.

Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022


simultaneous ambidextoral coordination

The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.

This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.

by Nurse Ratchet February 25, 2023


Financial Transaction Coordinator

A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.

I don't like the Financial Transaction Coordinators at that bank.

by robstyrr July 8, 2010


G.B.S. coordinates

The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.

I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???

by QuacksO September 30, 2018


Your exact coordinates

52.017926,-8.488105

Your exact coordinates are 47.830077,2.099761

by penis guy man August 23, 2022


coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.

The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

by uncoordinatedgroping April 15, 2015