The ruler of Cornearth and God of the Cornverse. The man who banished John Corness Corntoes IV for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton in which it reads, "All men who shall not consume the corn that I have provided for this mankind shall perish against their willfulness," to Potato Potat Tater V.
Bro, eat your corn or else Cornell Cornelius Cornbob will find you!
When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.
Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.
once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.
Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?
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a more fun and accurate way of saying kernel.
cornel mustard is wearing a bucket hat
Short for corn kernels
Describing people who throw corny jokes.
1: Someone has to clap on your joke, Nadine. Let's pray for that dead joke.
2: She's such a cornel.
Most commonly known as Big Dick Corn, Cornel can bust anything out in less than a second. This man can give any women an orgasm just by looking at her. If you never saw a big cock trust me Cornel is the right person.
Your dick is so big, you are such a cornel
Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.