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Cellulite that covers the entire body.
Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.
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person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?
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The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now
Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail
This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious
slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.
guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"
guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"