EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

I thought I could give you give you guys a chicken

Yeah I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

you could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

You could say that

The thing you (might) say when someone pinpoints something with the right idea, but in a way where it's *just* between being off and being right

Grandma: So, what you're saying is "rizz" means that you have a lot of girlfriends

Grandson: I guess you could say that

I could die for you

A song by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is featured in the album By The Way. It is a very cute, catchy and underrated song.

I could die for you
Oh this life i choose

could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"

Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.