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That book your girlfriend makes you with sex coupons that when you try to use them all they she tells you to fuck off.
Me-"Yeah, can I use that sex coupon for one free BJ right now" GF-"Nope, fuck off asshole"
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Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).
"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."
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A socioeconomic class of "people" who use coupons, vouchers, online discount codes, etc.
Store trainee: These customers brought in a coupon for a 2 for 1.
Store manager: Ugh, coupon trash. Process them quickly, then get them out of my shop.
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Food Stamps, especially the older 'paper stamp' kind, as opposed to the new credit card type.
My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.
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When someone takes a coupon book to the store and buys only the things that are in it. usually results in large amounts of spendings, justified by the amount saved.
mom went coupon-shopping today and spent over $300, but it was okay because she saved almost $50 extra!
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Clippin Coupons:
When a drug user/dealer calls all their contacts to get the best hook up on coke
When a person can't find a hook up
When a person settles for a lesser quality/quantity item and sparingly uses it
Mother fucker, I got skimped. I'm clippin coupons for the rest of the weekend.
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A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.
If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.
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