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Incompetent President of the United States
Donald Trump is a covfefe, as proven by his lack of understanding how to be POTUS.
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When you make a mistake but then try to pretend that that's what you had meant to do the whole time.
Donald Trump: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
Donald Trump, slightly later: "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe'??? Enjoy!
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I have a pathological inability to admit I have done anything wrong.
As in the sentence "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
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Covfefe. From the President Trump tweet “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” . Before Google fixed it’s translator the Arabic sounding Cov fe’ fe came out as “ I will stand up” when translated into English. When “I will stand up” is translated into Arabic it sounds like “ So fuck off” . Therefore the Tweet really meant “ Despite the negative press coverage I will stand up , so fuck off” .
There is an alternate meaning as well. Cov is short for coverage. Fefe means ‘party’ or alternately “masturbation device”. So covefe is a portmanteau
meaning coverage that is a mutual masturbation party or in the context used “a circle jerk among Trump hating reporters”. The tweet therefore is the same as “Despite the constant negative press circle jerk coverage.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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The ability for a person, place, or thing to portray itself as one thing but capable of switching whenever deemed convenient.
Something that is covfefe cannot be trusted because it will not always stand by values or norms that has been set.
The United States has shown to the world that it is a covfefe country after President Trump set aside The Paris Agreement that was signed by many nation to help lessen human impact on the environment.
It is evident that America will continue to be a covfefe country because Trump is building a wall along side the border of Mexico so that another president can tear it down.
America was previously deemed a covfefe country when George H. W. Bush invaded Iraq base on a theory that the Iraqi's had WMD's.
World leaders have identified America as covfefe country after German's Chancellor Angela Merkel said "The times in which we can fully count on others are somewhat over, as I have experienced in the past few days".
Since we are now a covfefe, it will be difficult and costly to earn trust.
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1. An autocorrect error of the word coverage, apparently, made popular by Donald Trump.
2. The act of making a huge debacle unintentionally, or intentionally.
3. To make someone make a fool of themselves, willingly.
4. To make an ass of yourself.
A. Google Covfefe, nuff' said.
B. Everyone's getting involved in the latest Trump Covfefe, again...
C. Everyone who mocked Trump for this tweet, made huge covfefes out of themselves.
D. Stop making a covfefe of yourself!
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A word to say when you've run out of things to say or have lost the desire to finish your thought.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe. I am really tired and was thinking I might just covfefe. It's not you, it's covfefe.
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