crate of melons

A girl which another generation may have called stacked.

See also buxom, voluptuous.

Source: Peter DeVries /Slouching Towards Kalamazoo/

Hey check that girl over there; she's a real crate of melons.

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crate of beer

Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...

Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"

Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol

Or

Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol

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Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.

Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.

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Bait crate

When you chug an entire bottle of something really fast but you don’t finish it.

Johnny: I was at my buddy’s function last night and to excite the festivities, I decided to do a bait crate. It was scary cause I almost nearly blacked out that night.

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apple crate

Apple crates are constructed from heavily knotted wood. These knots frequently fall out revealing a glory hole. A single crate can contain up to 20 glory holes for when the box is overturned on a person.

Sharon manned the apple crate for 2 hours.. At one point there was 15 holes filled.

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Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.

"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."

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crating it up

Not to be confused with crating, the act of crating it up, from the infinitive "to crate it up" refers to the pre-purchasing of crates of beer (or, on occasion, of other alcoholic beverages) for a party.

Dude 1: Hey dude, what're you up to this afternoon?
Dude 2: Ahh, I'm crating it up before Jessica's party, it's set to be a good night.

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