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A penis that is bigger in width than in length that squirts out cum uncontrollably. Ususally used as an insult.
Also see chode and boner
U r a cricket!
That guy has a cricket!
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Line sticker queen. A Wallflower with the most amazing smile and the biggest heart of gold you will find contained in a human body. Witty, Intelligent, Loyal, Sexy, Competitive and Contemplative. Writer, Poet and story teller extraordinaire.
Person 1: OMG those stickers are hilarious!
Person 2: Yeah. It's Crickets most recent pack. I bought them for the entire room.
Cricketing is the ancient act of running pants-less into the woods on the first nice cool day of autumn and rubbing ur unshaven legs together in celebration of the end of summer
Starting in mid October, just around dusk, if you listen hard enough.... You can hear the local women cricketing in celebration of a new season.
penis that is shorter in length then it is in width that uncontrollably shoots cum (purple headed yogurt slinger)
God your such a cricket.
Oh man i have such a cricket.
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a word used to disguise smoking weed with others. (eg. cricket = the act of smoking weed, an over = one sitting, a bat = one cone)
i batted four times in one over of cricket yesterday (i smoked four cones in one sitting yesterday)
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Worst wireless carrier to date. Don't waste your money, you will regret it when you see how bad the service is. Buy yourself something nice instead.
You got Cricket? Oh, I'm so sorry!
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