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A person that doesn't understand normal social cues.
Sumbag Steve is such a Classless Croatian. He takes his shoes off on a plane.
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The sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a Croatian person. Dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of Croatian descent.
Doctor - "My God, you have the strangest heartbeat I've ever heard!"
Patient - "No, I'm just Croatian. What you're hearing is actually a standard Croatian heartbeat."
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When a woman farts during anal sex simutaniously with the man's ejaculation
"hey, that was one big load. Thanks for the croatian cannonball"
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To mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.
To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.
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Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.
Svetlana was really drunk and she gave me a Croatian picnic... it was totally weird!
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A Croatian piggyback is a highly advanced sexual position in which only experienced lovers should try. The woman gets on the mans back (like a piggyback) and the man bends his penis though his legs and inserts it into the vagina.
Sally gave me the hottest Croatian piggyback of my life last night
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Slang term used to describe someone's groin, dick n' balls, or crotch. Often used to hide the fact that they're actually talking about it.
-"Wow! Suzie really likes to grab at your croatian watch!"
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