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To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.
I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.
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Origin: Ohio
Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.
Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points
Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.
Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?
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Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.
Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.
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When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.
¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨
¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨
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To travel with your fart, allowing it to expand a larger territory than just you so nobody knows who really did it
I smell something and it ain't me.....who been crop dusting?
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The act of intentionally pissing on swimmers directly behind you while swimming.
Bro Lucas was on my ass, so I crop dusted him, got piss all over him!
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breaking wind in a public place while in transit
subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.
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