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Also known as "Lyin' Ted", "Ted Scruz", "El Rato Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "Zodiac Killer", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".
Ted Cruz holds the Bible up high, puts it down, and then he lies!
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Code to let people know it's time to leave a room or party.
It's time to Ted Cruz guys, it's getting late and I have work in the morning.
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A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded
Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life
Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.
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He is a very funny person, beautiful, talented and also has a big ass and a huge cock
look there comes juan cruz let's ask him for a picture - How beautiful that is Juan Cruz looked at him for hours
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