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Crystal

A crystal is a white trash, dirty flip flop wearing bag of douche. Due to the fact that she is a super slut with 7 kids by all different dads, she collects money for support and posts on social media all implying what a great mom she is, meanwhile she’s manipulating her next sperm donor and pushing him to the brink. Yes, crystals are so psychotic they aren’t the strippers who are paying tuition, they’re the bitches who strip because it’s attention that they don’t get unless they’re drunk and so is everyone else nearby. With hepatitis a-z, daddy issues, no heart or conscience and an extremely disappointing face, crystals are often great at pretending they have emotions (as do sociopaths). If you meet a crystal, run away, get tested, use disinfectant, don’t judge yourself- just be grateful you dodged a giant filthy bullet.

Example:
Person 1: hey, have you seen crystal?
Person 2: well,if shes not off tying some poor guys noose for him, try following her slugtrail.

Or
Person 1: hey what’s a good name for my daughter due soon?
Person 2: unless you want her to be a dumb, trashy, and slutty with a face like memory foam? Don’t go with crystal

by Citizen of Manchester September 8, 2018

20👍 14👎


crystal

A stereotypical dirty "white trash" girl that frequents city suburn town streets, and malls wearing too little clothes for her body type and season, such as a tube top and daisy dukes. She often wears dirty flip flops and exhibits a discharge of "backfat" from her waist area.

Look at that crystal buying snow cones on Virginia Avenue!

by jFro June 17, 2006

522👍 553👎


crystal

the whitest cunt you'll ever meet
her obsession with anime is too much 😤👎

"wow crystal spoiled that anime for me I'm gonna block her"

by ryota 🍆💦 July 29, 2016

113👍 107👎


crystal

stupid whore that gets caught having sex in the closet at every party she goes to

oh god, you wouldn't wanna pull a crystal; do it in the bathroom instead.

by bagezzzzzz September 1, 2008

361👍 386👎


Crystal

Someone who pittys kyeong and never wants to tell him

Kyeong loves his Crystal even if she pittys him

by UrbanDxctionary May 25, 2019

5👍 2👎


crystal

the name of a person, more so a women then a man.

i am crystal, who the fuck are you?

by Crystal B January 2, 2006

772👍 923👎


Crystal

A wicked crazy, nice, beautiful girl that always knows how to make you smile, and that gets to way much shit that she doesn't deserve.

Hey did you see Crystal come in, now its a party.

by Frosty123678 January 10, 2010

658👍 797👎