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Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 05, 2011


El Tersero : The Cumquat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Tersero : The Cumquat

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025


cumquatted

To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.

Vermont: "Damn! This darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!"

Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"

by Shaniquatermelon June 28, 2012