To take away one's anal virginity.
Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Tersero : The Cumquat
To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.
Vermont: "Damn! This darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!"
Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"