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national day one day

The day you appreciate your “Day one” the friends that has been with you since the beginning and never stabbed you in the back

it’s national day one day show some appreciation to the friend that’s been there since the beginning

by DrFitzSlurp July 3, 2023


Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day

You or your friends do something cool for the First time- such as jump from an airplane

Dude that was amazing. You literally jumped from a plane! You life is gonna be way different now. Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day !

by TheRichardsArt December 27, 2024


Day to Day to Day

Hym "He did it so, since we're all just copying eachother, I'll give you my day to day too. I wake up after about 3 hours of sleep. Get up to piss and then plop in a nicotine pouch to start my day. Then, I hop on YouTube to see if there is anything interesting to listen to and then I proceed to oscillate between playing video games and doomscrolling for a couple of hours until I get hungry, at which point, I walk to the gas station to get some food. Then it's time for the news. I hop over to the Majority Report where they are clearly watching me live while I watch them and recently I've decided to berate them for obstructing my ability to collect a pay out for my contribution/creation of AI for which (by their own logic) they should be imprisoned. You know, the AI copyright lawsuit lead by Sarah Silverman (A friend of Sam Sedar) that they are trying to cut me out of because Jews are allowed to steal from you if you don't submit to the Jews incest cult. They can also manufacture mental illness out of thin air and Genocide and subjugation your entire race if they want! They mock me for being unwilling to expend any effort to stop them from robbing me but they know full well that if I have to do that to get my money and the credit I deserve, I am just going to stab some kids and hang myself. Luckily for everyone I'm not going to have to do that because you are all going to work together to get me my shit.

BUUUUT... It is demonstrative of their blatant disregard for human life and COULD BE CONSIDERED reckless endangerment. The show is ending now and I am getting tired once again. I likely have to work that night but it is also the time at which the discomfort caused by the fluid build-up in my skull reaches it's peak. I struggle to fall asleep (assuming I don't have any laundry but I usually do because my job makes you buy your own shirts and slacks) and then I wake up an hour before I have to walk to work and get ready. After I arrive, then begins my 8 full hours of pain and discomfort as I try to both awake up and stay awake throughout the night. All the while my co workers at making unwanted remarks about my personal life in spite of the fact that they are the fattest and stupidest slobs on the planet. Even the managers. And then I walk home, feet aching, head swollen with fluid, toes peaking out of the holes made by the friction of the walk. After I return, I attempt to stay awake until about 2pm so that I get an uninterrupted 8 hours and maybe, just maybe, I won't be so tired the next day. This is my Day to Day to Day, indefinitely, until I get credit for the literal creation of AI and issued due compensation for my property as per my 5th amendment rights."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024


At the end of the day, the day gon end.

Dont worry bout shit, simple.

Hb:ion know if i should do this.
You:At the end of the day, the day gon end.

by Dont even worry bout it December 21, 2024


Adam Day Day

A massive penis who doesn't listen and can be funny but still a penis

Adam Day Day is a right penis.

by TheRealSpoon March 15, 2018


National Snow Day Blow Day

When you sell another house on February 28th.

Happy National Snow Day Blow Day!
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Online 25 months ago 1322 feet away

by SnowDayBLOWday February 29, 2024


Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day

On December 18th, if you so much as exist, full immunity to Fur-Day Immunity Day is forced onto you. Therefore, you must participate in Fur-Day if you have a furry friend.

Shawn: Oh no, Fur-Day is in 2 days.
Dean: Don't worry man! Tomorrow is Fur-Day Immunity Day! We'll be fine.
Shawn: You may be right, but today is Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day...
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by LunatikFox December 16, 2021