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This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick
Celebrated on October 12
“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “
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Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out
Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl
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November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.
Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"
Nate: "Not allowed to."
Matt: "Damn."
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Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
National big dick day is for all the big boys.
On October 14th every female has the right to kick some dicks, no matter who, or when.
April shouted, “Hey Sophie! Today is KICK DICK DAY! Now we get to have revenge on your cheating ex!”
“YASSS April! He’s gonna pay!”
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Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day
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