your mather is ded

An phrase used by russian men, usually over the internet, in order to insult you and your family but it ends up sounding hillarious

Russian man: Fak you, your mather is ded

yer ded

Used in conjunction with "yer face" to lower an arguement to the most childish and pointless form.

person 1: "Yer face"
person 2: "yer ded!"

ded man dies

a phrase used when a man is already ded but then dies again

Mike: ur mom gae
Kevin: *dies*
Mike: and ur dad lesbo
Kevin: *dies again*
Mike: lol ded man dies

Ur ded nan

Ok so basically I’m monky

Ur ded nan stinks

Dumb-phone-ded

ADJ. the state of being confused, or dumfounded, as to how to properly use a smartphone (such as an iPhone, Droid, or Blackberry),or some of its features, as a result of only previously owning "dumbphones".

I was quite comfortable with my Moto RZR but once I got my Droid Incredible, I was simply dumb-phone-ded.

Ded Chat

An extremely offensive term to liberal transwomen. Repeated usage results in bans and loss of friendship.

I ded chatted my way out of that girl's life. Didn't realize how easy it would be!

did u ded

When someone goes afk and stops responding without notice, and you ask "did u ded" as in did they die? Or are they just bein rood.

Destini: Hey, did you see that cool show last night? I just can't stop talking about ittt

Austin: Yea! It was so cool, what was ur fav part?

*5 minutes go by *

Austin: And you said you couldn't stop talking about it

*15 more minutes*

Austin :did u ded