deez nuts

The greatest male dis of all time

John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth

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deez nuts

what came in the mail today

Guess what came in the mail today!!!
What???
deez nuts!!!
What flavor???
STRAWBERRY!!!

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deez nuts

funny term that cool people use

hey you want some of deez?
deez what?
deez nuts! mutha fucka

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deez nuts

Often used to fuck with people and piss them off, sometimes said as if singing a song like "Deeez Naauuuts."

Shawty wanna ride wit me ride wit me crack d nauuts

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deez nuts

A way of saying: OH SNAP YO! YO ASS GOT TOLD! or generally making the reciever look like an idiot.

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, CD's.
Me: see DEEEZ NUTS!

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, tapes.
Me: Tape DEEZ NUTS to your chin!

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deez nuts

testicals
balls
nuts

guy:hey candiz
gurl:candiz what!?
guy:can DEEEEEZ NUUUTTTTS IN YOUR MOUTH

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deez nuts

you know what they is, it can mean alot

You know that indian girl Shuma?
SOME-OF DIS DICK IN YO MOUTH!!

You get BOFA?
BOTH-OF THESE NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!

Yo that chick is hot..you like blondies??
BLOWIN-DEEZ NUTS!!!!

You know some fool OTIS?
OH-DIS DICK IN YO MOUTH!!!

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