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The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure
I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration
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A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.
Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.
"I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."
*whoosh*
"Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!"
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The act of surgically(professionally or otherwise) sealing the fenestrates of a person or animal's skull.
I've had enough of your shit, man. Shut up before I surgically defenestrate your skull.
The act of uninstalling a Microsoft operating system on a dual-boot PC, thus throwing the windows out of the computer.
"Man, that 'Boot Camp' utility wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. I think it's time for some inverse defenestration on this computer pronto."
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Being made to laugh while drinking milk through a straw so that milk shoots out through your nose.
Charles laughed when Clarence defenestrated all over his trigonometry homework.
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c'mon man. defenestrate babies. throwkids out windows. all ugly asf.
go defenestrate babies
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The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.
“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”