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The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure
I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration
A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.
Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.
"I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."
*whoosh*
"Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!"
The act of surgically(professionally or otherwise) sealing the fenestrates of a person or animal's skull.
I've had enough of your shit, man. Shut up before I surgically defenestrate your skull.
The act of uninstalling a Microsoft operating system on a dual-boot PC, thus throwing the windows out of the computer.
"Man, that 'Boot Camp' utility wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. I think it's time for some inverse defenestration on this computer pronto."
Being made to laugh while drinking milk through a straw so that milk shoots out through your nose.
Charles laughed when Clarence defenestrated all over his trigonometry homework.
c'mon man. defenestrate babies. throwkids out windows. all ugly asf.
go defenestrate babies
The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.
“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”