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Circumcision. 10% off your dick. Named after jewish tradition of circumcision.
Aw man my parents got me a jewish discount
A discount on what?
My penis. No more foreskin :(
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When 2 or more sailors go out on liberty in a foreign port and the drunkest sailor buys the hookers and in the morning realizes how much he spent and asks his buddies for some of the money back. Never all of it.
Jay got hammered last night in Hong Kong and bought us all hookers. Then he had the nerve to ask for some money the next morning saying he was giving us the shipmate discount.
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When you ask for a verbal quote and then shortly thereafter ask for the quote in writing and, upon receiving, the quote ends up being much higher than the quote you were told initially. Often times a friend (usually a well meaning dutchman) knows the quoter and speaks to him on your behalf prior to the written quote thinking he can get you a discount, instead you get screwed.
Hey Steve, thanks for having your buddy Sweder call John. He gave me a 200 dollar dutch discount. Sorry dude.
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To download DVDs, software, etc. using BitTorrent instead of purchasing, the digital equivalent of the Five finger discount
Person A: Hey, they've got Family Guy on DVD here for $20!
Person B: Don't waste your money - use the BitTorrent discount
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To burglarize and steal/loot another person's property during riots or natural disasters.
Yo, Shakisha! We gotta get to AT&T during this hurricane to get our urban discount on some iphones.
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To have stolen
Yoh those some tight AF1's whered you buy em?
Example: i got dem on discount at tha finishline if you know wud i mean.
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pussy you get from relatives (sister, cousins, etc.)
bro he just got that discount pussy
damn he can't a girl for his life.
bro im a fuckboy i dont need that discount pussy type shit
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