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A group of runners far superior than everyone else. Their endurance is level 1000. While their strength is level 50. They are revered for their impeccable looks and personality.
Dad: Son what do you want to be when you are older.
Son: I want to be a part of the Distance Gang
Dad: (cries) Son I have never heard a child say anything so wise, you are my father now.
When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"
the toughest kind of running. much tougher than sprinting. 90% mental, 10% physical, 100% insanity. can you handle it?
distance running is awesome!
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The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.
I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.
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The misanthrope's currently-plausible excuse.
"We can't be too careful, can we?", he said, avoiding his friend's extended elbow and backing away. While everyone was doing it, he'd always done it, his antisocial distancing now conveniently disguised as responsible social distancing.
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When something goes in the opposite direction it is intended to; use your imagination.
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Girlfriend that looks really cute, if she is standing on a distance hill.
Me: That's my girlfriend there across the street, isn't she hot?
Dude: I sit next to her in history, she's a total distance chick.
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