Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

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space dockers glove

similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.

simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"

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Upper decker dry docker

its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation

Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.

the docker doles

A Fantastic Upcoming band origanting from leicester, loving life, played on the same stage as bands such as the subways, arctic monkeys, blur, pulp, oasis and laods more

that band the docker doles are fuking brilliant

Dick dockers

Person responsible for flooding social media with tik tok videos assuming every social medias target audience intersect with the PewDiePie fan base, I.e. tweens

Trying to find something worth upvoting in r/funny but someone at Reddit left the padlock gate unlocked on the window lickers pen and let all the dick dockers out.

Docker

A slur for a gay person, most often used by the British in the 80's

You put me in a club full of dockers? Fucking hell...