A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.
Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.
- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.
- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.
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A dirty dutch "man" who never expedites orders unless they include or involve a degree of rimming. Supposedly he dislikes the idea of rimming, which seems odd considering the amount he asks for it.
"Marcus, please order XYZ immediately, or ASAP."
"Rim me."
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A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.
"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*
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A shit that refuses to be flushed
After the second flush I knew Iโd done a dodgy bob
When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).
Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.
It means to be dodgy/odd/weird/strange/faulty
That food was proper dodgy like kiiid
When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face
That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint