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A long shlong (for all the 4 yr olds out there, that means penis)
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A dongle is a layman term for adapter or some people may call it converter. A dongle is a small piece of hardware that change from a type of connector to another type of connector or provide additional functionalities. A dongle comes with a male connector (to be plugged into your computer) and with or without a female connector that convert a type of connector to another type of connector. For example:
With female connector: Lightning port to 3.5mm port adapter, USB Type C port to 3.5mm port adapter.
Without female connector: USB Wi-Fi adapter, USB 4G modem adapter.
The male connector has the pins part sticking out while the female connector has a receptacle hole.
When people talk about double dongle means the dongle has two female connectors (two holes), one for headphone and one for charging. There are four configurations as below:
1. Two Lightning ports.
2. One Lightning port + one 3.5mm headphone jack.
3. Two USB Type C ports.
4. One USB Type C port + 3.5mm headphone jack.
So you're wondering why the guy in Samsung Ingenius advertisement saying "that's sounds explicit"? Because he's implying that a double dongle which has two female connectors (pussy and anus) takes two male connectors (two dicks) together at the same time.
Jessica: Uhh why are you using a dongle on your new Galaxy Note 10?
Ben: I'm using a dongle because I'd like to use the headphone and charge my smartphone at the same time. Samsung fucking removed the headphone jack from Galaxy Note 10. They poked fun at Apple but end up removed the headphone jack as well. Samsung is a fucking idiot right?
Jess: Yeah Samsung is a fucking idiot. So it sounds like a double dongle?
Ben: Yeah double dongle, you're right.
Jess: That's sound explicit!
Ben: By the way do you wanna try double dongle too? *wink*
The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"
Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"
Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."
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It sounds explicit. Featured in Samsung's series, "Ingenius", making fun of Apple.
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"I just got kicked in the dongle berries"
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SecuTech Solution Inc, a leader in driverless software protection dongle business, has launched video protection solution-UniKey Video Protector, a comprehensive applications that provides video software vendors a straightforward way to safeguard their video content from piracy and illegal distribution.
Online video is being increase dramatically, which has led up to the increasing risk of piracyยCtherefore there are huge requirements to ensure the video content is used by legal users
UniKey Video Protector intends to protect video/audio files like MPEG, AVI, WAV, RM and RMVB. It is an easy-to-use solution for software vendors who want to sell video data to customers while scared of illegal usage and distribution.
Just a click, video vendors can easily encrypt video files and send to the end users. In order to play the encrypted file, the end users must insert the correct UniKey dongle to play encrypted files.
Industries like online education, AV production can fully take advantages of UniKey Video Protector
Unikey , driverless dongle
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Rugby-playing, bottom feeling closet homosexual with a penchant for helmet slurping and the odd chocolate starfish
The "Big" Emm secretly loves the cock, dongle-nosher that he is...
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