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(n). the guy who just lies on his back, doing nothing whilst the lady does all the work during sex
Gee Mick, you are such a boner donor, don't make me do all the work!
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1. A woman who donates her eggs to an infertile couple in order for them to have a baby via the in-vitro-fertilization process.
2. A man who donates his sperm to an infertile couple in order for them to have a baby via the in-vitro-fertilization process.
They looked through hundreds of donor profiles at the sperm bank before they found their baby's donor.
A universal donor is one out of four human blood groups. They can donate their blood to all the others.
Dude A: "Dude, my dad's a blood group O!"
Dude B: "Thats amazing. I guess he is a universal donor then. Too bad he can only receive blood from his own group."
1. Those corporate interests that influence politicians regardless of political party.
2. Those who bribe politicians regularly.
3. The elite class (ultra-wealthy, powerful).
Attributed to former Ohio Senator Nina Turner of "The Young Turks" show, "Unbossed"
The reason why nothing is done for the American people is because the owner-donors control the politicians.
It does not matter if you're a Republican or Democrat, both sides are ruled by the owner-donors.
Rhonda's Daughter: "I consider my mother a womb donor because my Aunt Darcy was actually the one who raised me"
When you get head while giving blood
When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.
A person who always has time to help other on things that do not benefit him/her, and never progresses in life as a result.
He hasn't succeeded in life because he's a time donor.