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When you take a huge dump at someone else’s house and you ensure it goes down after your flush, following up by politely spraying air freshener and closing the door to prevent the spread of your shit stink.
After I dropped a huge deuce at Kristi’s house, I did my doo-doo diligence and tried to mask the stench.
A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
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The foamy frothy schmeg that collects around the ring of your cornhole after you take a spicy or runny shit. Sometime it can almost be in a jelly consistancy. CAUTION sometimes doo doo butter can make you feel like your shitting razor blades.
Wendys Wild Mountain Spicy Chicken sandwhich gave me the worst case of doo doo butter.
You can Doo Doo it yourself :)
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Anal fissure seepage, primarily fecal in nature.
On the eve of his colonoscopy, Robert reflected upon his anal escapades; the crimson hued doo-doo butter trickling out of his newly violated orifice not only stained his hospital issued gown, it stained his soul.
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Small, dried up pieces of doo doo which can be found caught in corn hole hairs (along with TP niblets), behind toilet bowls, and in toothbrushes.
"There are doo doo crumbs caught in my ass hair."
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This is just a meme. There is no logical explanation to that.
Olivia: Doo doo fart
Lydia: fair argument I absolutely agree
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A person does not wipe their ass for at least one week, leaving a thin layer of shit crust. After a week, this person scrapes off the crust and allows their friends to snort the scrapings. These scrapings get the user extremely high.
1.) "Hey man have you been smoking crack?!" "No man! I do doo-doo crack!"
2.) Doo doo mammas do doo-doo crack.
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