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Epic waste of time; pointless and redundant
Wow, that 45 minute dorm meeting about how to make my bed was an absolute waste of my time.
a gc formed on 21st April 2020 with 8-10 strangers on twitter, who grew close enough to call themselves a family. they often jokingly say "dorm chat feels like a support group", which is pretty accurate. the members call themselves 'dormies'. the gc has a Twitter acc, too (@dormchatt)
dormie 1 , tweeting : i had a bad day today :(
dormie 2 , replying : dorm chat. now.
an erection caused by co-ed dorms, usually the co-ed bathrooms.
"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,
and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.
"What'd you do?"
"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
The strong grip someone, usually a male airman tech schooler in the US Air Force, acquires from frequent masterbation while dwelling in the dorms too long.
Airman 1: Look how easily Cooper unscrewed that fitting with his bare hands
Airman 2: Haha, he's got that dorm grip
A kid who has grown up in or around prep school dorms, and is completely spoilt by all the attention. Once they reach a certian age these dorm brats go from cute to unbearabally annoying, as they begin to act as if they own the place.
person: "ah this formal meal is taking forever!"
dorm brat(emily); "they used to have them every single night, and they would last for... ect"
person; "YOU SHOULD NOT BE PROUD THAT YOU WERE HERE FOR THAT!"
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Officially coined by twistedbabydoll:
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
Susie: Hey Jessica? Ayana? There's gonna be a tie-dye/hot dog party downstairs in the lobby at seven o'clock. I already got three pair of socks, an old T-shirt and a hat to tie-dye! You guys wanna come?
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
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staying inside of your dorm for a particular period of time instead of going out..
Shawn: "Aye bro, you goin to the club tonight with us?"
Mike: "Nah, I dont that club, it be too crowded and expensive.. me, Chris, Lisa, and Sarah dorm trappin tonight.."
Shawn: "Huh?"
Mike: "We already got music, and bottles here, so..."
Shawn: "Oh I see.."
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