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The human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. The inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your poop. A friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. He found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the crapper.
These little critters were determined to have gone "downtown" at this point. "Squid" sounded better than "Octopus" and thus, the term "Downtown Squid" was born.
The term can be applied to anything that comes out in your poop and is instantly identifiable.
"Downtown Corn"
"Downtown Mushrooms"
I I shouldn't have eaten that octopus salad at the Chinese restaurant. It'll surely be "Downtown Squid" tomorrow afternoon.
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An extremely lippy vagina.
More specifically a girl with an extremely lippy vagina laying down on her side so that gravity pulls her labia downward, making a Frown.
I brought a beautiful woman home last night, but once i got her undressed i saw her Downtown Frown and said "No thx"
A band of 3 people that sing punk rock, ballads and just random songs. They met online and have a really interesting history.
"what band are you rocking out to?"
"Downtown Jayl!"
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When people mistakenly refer to the British drama series "Downton Abbey" as "Downtown Abbey". These are usually people who have never watched the series but want to have something to talk about to their smart/posh friends who like that kind of stuff, often in a bid to "fit in" or be perceived as normal in a certain environment. Easy giveaway when they claim to be an avid fan of it, yet can't even say it properly. Completely unaware of their mistake yet nobody mentions this to them as it becomes an inside joke whenever they say it.
Person A: hey everyone, did you watch the last episode of Downtown Abbey? I loved their portrayal of the Elizabethan era!
Person B: *whispers to Person C* now we know this guy is not really a fan of the show. Plus it's actually set in the Victorian era.
Person C: I know right! Let's just play along though, for fun.
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When a woman goes down on a man while tickling his armpit.
“Dude, that was an awesome downtown elmo.”
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A situation that is totally unbearable. The term does not refer to the current war in the Middle East but the one in the eighties.
Etymology: A derivation on the work "brutal," which became "brutes," then "Beirut" then "Downtown Beirut."
"Downtown Beirut" is "brutal" to a whole new level.
Katie: "I have zero dollars right now. Not only can I not pay my rent but I can't afford my yeast infection medication. My life is brutal"
Barb: "Dude, I can't pay my rent and my husband's having a manic-episone because we can't afford his anti-psychotic medication. I'm living in Downtown Beirut."
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An ambiguous term for any action that seeks to dominate/own another person. Can be used sexually and non-sexually. Originated from the phrase "Takin' her downtown", or "From downtown!"
I gave my girl the downtown special, Bro!
Dude I gave 'em the downtown special! I scored from backfield!