Draw The Curtains

When something outrageous is said that needs to be ridiculed.

Frank: "What! You expect me to go out to the laundry for you?"

Susan: "Yes Frank please"

Frank: "What's innit for me?"

Susan: "Just the thought of doing a good deed!"

Frank: "What! Ahhh... Draw the Curtains!!"

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Drawing Vikings

A defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed cocking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. Common drawn cock disguises include spaceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. However, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the cock drawing into a Viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric hair and moustache. Note that an axe is optional. Clear giveaway to "drawing Vikings" vs. real Viking doodles are the usual varying ink color in horns and helmet and face from general head construct; also, the failure of the artist to satisfactorily explain the small slit on the very top of the Vikings helmet. NOTE: Drawing Vikings is made much more difficult with the addition of testicles and pubic hair.

Teacher- "Scott, what on earth are you doing to your English book?"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"

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Burnside draw

The bottom draw in the office desk which contains contraband e.g. grog, porn, form guides, condoms, chocolate, deviant lifestyle magazines and ciggies. Named after the no nonsense cop of the same name off The Bill

Set in the open plan office
Person 1: (quietly) Dude do you have any bourbon?
Person 2: (quietly back)Wait a moment while I check my Burnside draw

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drawing a blank

The state of not knowing an answer to a question or situation

Teacher: What's the answer to #3?

Tommy: Uhhh I'm drawing a blank.

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Intermediate Draw

n, an intermediate draw is a noun used to describe the few draws of a joint when sharing it between 2 people. The intermediate draw is the extra few puffs the person gets

Damion: "Jo you can have rollers privelage & your intermediate draw then i want the joint back

Jo: No worries Baby I'll get my rollers privlelage & my intermediate draws & pass it to you

draw mud

the threat of an unwanted shit discharge in the pants

i had a proper hot vindaloo last night and now i'm scared i'm gonna draw mud!!!

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boom draw

Jamaican patois term essentially meaning "big hit" or "big pull," referring to large doses of strong ganja (marijuana)...popularized by the Junior Kelly reggae song of the same name.

It's Friday - gimme the boom draw and mek we start de session.

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