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Nighttime hook-up with an easy lay.
She's not my main squeeze, just another late night drive thru.
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When you throw away fast food garbage already in your car, while you're actually going through the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant, in order to make room for fast food that you just ordered or received at ANOTHER fast food restaurant.
Often the immediate need derives from having to throw-away 32-oz. cups to make room in the cupholders for new carbonated beverages. But the need also derives secondarily from having to throw-away day-old (or week-old) bags of fast food on your passenger seat, floorboard, or backseat that are making your vehicle aromatic with the scent of remnants of quarter-pounders, supreme burritos, or buckets of chicken.
When I was going through the drive-thru of Taco Bell on Monday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do to get rid of my bags of McDonald's from Friday.
The next day on Tuesday at the Burger King drive-thru, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do again to get rid of the Taco Bell garbage.
On Wednesday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do to get rid of my Burger King garbage to make room for my Wendy's #2 combo.
On Thursday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do and get rid of the Wendy's trash to make room for my KFC.
Friday I took off sick and ate Ramen noodles at home.
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Diddling yourself while driving
I’m bored while driving so I’m going to do an ileana drive-thru.
You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.
Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything
When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.
I didn't shower after last night, so I just hit the Australian Drive-Thru instead.
Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.
Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"