When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.
Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...
When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.
Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”
Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.
Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!
Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.
(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.
Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.
When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.
'hey I did a driveway digger with ten gypsys last night!'.