Driveway Derelicts

(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.

1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!

2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.

Driveway Dance

The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.

Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.

driveway digger

When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.

'hey I did a driveway digger with ten gypsys last night!'.

dick driveway

Dick driveway - a female of no meaning to you that you park your dick in and leave at your own will

Sloppy female u pick up from a bar and park your dick in her dick driveway and pulling out of it before she wakes up

Heated Driveway

I defecated on a woman’s pubic landing strip and smoosh it flat well screwing in missionary position to create a heated driveway.

I went on a holiday to Canada, and well I was there I met a lovely woman, who I later that night let me give her a Heated driveway.

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

Driveway Face

A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.

I gave that bitch the Driveway Face