drunk

It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.

My ex-wife wouldn't fuck me when drunk. (Ain't that ambiguous who is the horniest?) (Drunkest?) Further, who the fuck do you think is saddest that she started cheating on me in 2004? Cunt!

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Drunk

Intoxicated by alcohol. Preferably not a time to be driving! or making important decisions.. lmao

Pass the rum, I wanna be drunk.

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drunk

an alcoholic that does not attend AA meetings.

"I'm not a alcoholic because i dont go to gay meetings, i'm known as a drunk!"

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drunk

on of the great place to be, beside weed

i need to go somewhere fun, so i got drunk last night and passed out in a grainery, should have gotten high and ate the grainery

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drunk

had to much beers/alcohol and get wasted.

Whitney got drunk at that party last weekend.

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Drunk

Fun people that are wasted

-Dude. you were so drunk you picked up a little Mexican girl and said ''WHERES THE FUCKING MAP DORA!"
- You were so drunk last night you put my cat in a pillow case and started singing "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET"

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DRUNK

A good feeling.

"Alice was so drunk she ran into walls"

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